B.A.R.W
A beached albino rhino whale is like a f***ing monster that came out of the sea and forgot how to swim.
The B. A. R. W was so big, it blocked the whole beach.
My friend tried to take a selfie with a B. A. R. W and it stared him down like he was trash.
The B. A. R. W tried to eat my sandwich and failed.