B.A.R.F.(Big Aggressive Ridiculously Fat)
A B. A. R. F. is someone who is so stupid they make you want to scream. They are like a broken calculator that still thinks it’s smart.
My cousin thinks the moon is made of cheese and still thinks he’s right.
My neighbor’s kid thinks a spider is a pet and still talks to it.
My uncle thinks he’s a superhero and still wears a cape to work.