B.A.R.F.(Big Aggressive Ridiculously Fat)
A B. A. R. F. is someone who is so fat and loud they take up the whole room. They are like a burger that’s been deep fried and then thrown at you.
My uncle eats a whole pizza by himself and still has room for dessert.
My neighbor’s dog is bigger than her and still has more energy.
My brother’s kid wears a shirt that says 'I am not fat' and still looks like a meatball.