B.A.N.S.
When you're too weak to be tough, but you try to act like you're a tough guy and you fail at it.
I got B. A. N. S. because I tried to fight my dad and he laughed at me.
I got B. A. N. S. because I tried to act like a tough guy and I tripped over a chair.
I got B. A. N. S. because I said I was tough and then I cried when I got beat up.