B.A.L.L.A.T
B. A. L. L. A. T is when you’re completely bald and your head looks like a thumb. Some guys do it to get zero bitches or to escape lice. J-named guys often do it because they’re infested.
My cousin shaved his head and now he looks like a thumb. He got zero bitches and a lice problem.
My name is Jordan and I got lice. I shaved my head and now I look like a thumb.
I shaved my head to get bitches, but I got zero and now I have lice.