B.A.L.L.A.T - B. A. L. L. A. T is when your head is bald and looks like a

B. A. L. L. A. T is when your head is bald and looks like a thumb. Some guys do it to get rid of lice or to get zero bitches. But it never works out.

I shaved my head to get rid of lice, but now I look like a thumb and have zero bitches.

I got zero bitches and my head looks like a thumb. Shaving was a mistake.

Shaving my head didn’t work. Now I look like a thumb and have lice.