B.A.L.L.A.T
B. A. L. L. A. T is when your head is bald and round like a thumb. Some guys do it to get rid of lice or to look cool. But it usually ends up looking like a thumb.
My head is bald and looks like a thumb. I got rid of lice but I look stupid.
Shaving my head was a mistake. Now I look like a thumb and have lice.
I tried to look cool by shaving my head, but now I look like a thumb.