My friend completely forgot my birthday. I was B. A. F. W. T. F and slapped them and then asked them to go to the movies.

I waited for my friend at the mall for an hour. I was B. A. F. W. T. F and walked out and went to the arcade.

My crush didn't reply to my message. I was B. A. F. W. T. F and texted them a picture of me eating pizza.