Babooshca - You're the type of person who thinks wearing socks with sand

You're the type of person who thinks wearing socks with sandals is a fashion statement. You're the human equivalent of a loudspeaker in a sock.

Babooshca! I just screamed in a restaurant and got free dessert.

I’m Babooshca, and I just tried to explain why socks with sandals is the future.

Babooshca: I don’t need a reason to be loud.