Baboonglish - The ridiculous, fake language that only a self-important idi

The ridiculous, fake language that only a self-important idiot would use to trick people.

'We are on a journey of transformation!', said by someone who just moved desks.

'Let’s leverage our opportunities!', said by someone who doesn’t know what opportunities are.

'This is just the beginning of an epic adventure!', said by someone who can’t even find the end of the hallway.