Baboonglish
The ridiculous, confusing language that only a clueless boss would use to make people feel stupid.
'Let’s disrupt the status quo and innovate!', said by someone who doesn’t know what innovate means.
'We are in a state of flux!', said by someone who just spilled coffee on their shirt again.
'This is a paradigm shift!', said by someone who just changed their sock.
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