Baboonglish - The dumb, made-up lingo that only a clueless boss would use

The dumb, made-up lingo that only a clueless boss would use to make people confused.

'Let’s maximize our potential and crush our goals!', said by someone who doesn’t know what goals are.

'We are on the edge of greatness!', said by someone who just missed the elevator.

'This is just the beginning of an epic journey!', said by someone who can’t even find the end of the hallway.