Baboonglish - The absurd, made-up words that only a clueless leader would

The absurd, made-up words that only a clueless leader would use to make people confused.

'We need to scale our vision!', said by someone who doesn’t know what scaling is.

'Let’s embrace the chaos and be agile!', said by someone who just spilled coffee on their shirt.

'This is a win-win situation!', said by someone who just lost the game.