baboonaphile
A guy who loves hanging out with young baboons and telling them sweet stuff just so he can get a good butt scratch in the jungle.
My uncle’s a baboonaphile. He once took a baboon on a date to the zoo.
He told me he's been in love with a baboon since he was 12.
He once told a baboon he was the love of his life. It said, 'No. You’re the one who threw a banana at me.'