baboonaphile
A guy who gets off on getting it on with fuzzy humans who think they’re baboons and act like they’ve got a full-time job being loud and stupid.
My cousin's a baboonaphile. He dates zookeepers just so he can get in the cage with the baboons.
I saw him at the mall. He was trying to flirt with a guy in a baboon costume.
He once tried to propose to a baboon. It rejected him. He cried.