Baboon Syndrome
When your butt and thighs turn red and sore from rough sex or a bad allergic reaction. It's like the baboon hit you with a brick.
That guy didn't know what doggy style was. Now I have Baboon Syndrome and a broken heart.
I got Baboon Syndrome from a burger. My butt is red and my life is over.
After that night, my butt was like a baboon's butt. Red. Angry. Unapologetic.