Baboon Syndrome
A red, itchy rash on your butt and thighs from being a bad lover or having a bad allergic reaction. It looks like a baboon got angry at you.
My butt looks like it was dipped in lava after that date. Baboon Syndrome, baby.
My thighs are on fire and my butt is screaming. What is this, a baboon convention?
I got Baboon Syndrome from eating a mystery burger. My dermatologist is gonna kill me.