Baboon Syndrome - A rash that looks like a baboon’s butt. It happens when you'

A rash that looks like a baboon’s butt. It happens when you're a bad lover or you eat something that hates you.

My butt is so red, my grandma thinks I got into a fight with a baboon.

I got Baboon Syndrome from my ex. He was rough and I was allergic to his love.

I ate a spicy taco and now my butt is red. Baboon Syndrome is real.