Baboon Pants
Those pants that leave your butt hanging out like you’re trying to tell everyone you’re the king of the butt.
My brother wore baboon pants to school and the teacher sent him to the office for being too butt-showy.
My neighbor wore baboon pants to the park and a kid asked if he was a butt superhero.
My dog wore baboon pants and it looked like it was going to a butt party.