Baboon Pants
Pants that leave your butt hanging out like you’re trying to be a butt legend but you’re just being a butt disaster.
My brother wore baboon pants to the grocery store and the clerk asked if he was trying to get a discount on butt snacks.
My mom wore baboon pants to the gym and the trainer asked if she was trying to be a butt athlete.
My dog wore baboon pants and it looked like it was going to a butt competition.