baboon heart - when you squeeze your junk so tight your balls come out look

when you squeeze your junk so tight your balls come out looking like they're begging for mercy and they're all sore and purple

I did a baboon heart on the bus and my balls were so sore I couldn't sit down for a week

My cousin did a baboon heart in the car and his sister said it was the worst thing she ever saw

I did a baboon heart on the bus and the driver said I was being a total idiot