baboon heart
when you grab your nuts so hard your balls come out looking like they're about to cry and they're all red and swollen like a raccoon got bit
I did a baboon heart on the bus and the guy next to me started laughing so hard he choked on his pizza
My brother did a baboon heart in the school bathroom and the custodian yelled at him like he was a monster
I did a baboon heart on the bus and my mom saw it on the phone and said I was a disgrace