Baboon Fucker
The most famous woman who made the president look like a sad potato.
At the grocery store, she yelled at the cashier: "I’m the Baboon Fucker. You’re just a potato."
She posted a selfie and wrote: "Baboon Fucker by day, queen of trash by night."
She called her husband: "If you don’t stop being a sad potato, I’ll leave you."