baboon face
A face so wide it could be used as a door. People with this face usually have cheeks that look like they’ve been hit by a truck.
My dog has a baboon face. He’s like a human with a beard and a mustache.
My brother’s face is so big, it has its own ZIP code.
My mom says I have a baboon face. I say she’s just mad she can’t fit in my cheeks.