Baboon Breakfast
A morning mess where someone freezes their poop and shoves it up another person's ass. Then the other person shits it back in their mouth. It's called Baboon Breakfast because your ass looks like a blue baboon and it's the worst start to the day.
My friend did Baboon Breakfast with his girlfriend and now they both have a frozen poop hangover.
Two guys did Baboon Breakfast in the park and both ran away screaming like they were on fire.
My mom did Baboon Breakfast with her friend and now they both have a blue butt and a mouth full of crap.