baboomers
big round meaty things on a woman’s chest, usually the bigger ones that make you stare and wish you had a life.
"Look at those baboomers!", from a guy who’s still wearing his pajamas at 3 PM
"Why is she wearing a shirt that shows her baboomers?", from a guy who’s never worn anything but a t-shirt and a hat"
"I’m gonna die from looking at her baboomers.", from a guy who’s been dead for years"