Baboofa
A giant chunky mess that walks the halls like a gremlin. The girl version. It’s not a loofa. It’s a baboofa. You know it’s true.
My homie saw a baboofa in the cafeteria. It was like a gremlin with a pizza face.
The baboofa walked past me and I swear it was eating a whole bag of chips.
I told my teacher there was a baboofa in the library. She said I was just tired.
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