I thought I was signing up for a gym, turns out I joined a cult. Babmboozlified.

My mom said she was coming over for dinner. Now I'm stuck with 12 cousins and a karaoke machine. Babmboozlified.

I clicked 'yes' on a dating app. Now I have to talk to a guy who thinks 'hello' is a full sentence. Babmboozlified.