Bableen
A person who’s sweet as pie, but also has a dark side. They’ll make you laugh, then make you cry, then make you want to punch someone. They’re basically a superhero with no powers.
My Bableen neighbor made me cry with a joke, then laughed at me when I did.
At the party, my Bableen friend told the worst punchline ever. I still haven’t recovered.
My Bableen coworker made me eat a sandwich that was literally just bread and despair.