Bableen
A human who’s like a gentle giant hiding inside a tiny body. They don’t talk much at first but once they start, they won’t stop. They’re beautiful, funny, and will make you laugh until you cry or throw up.
Just met this guy at the coffee shop. He said nothing for 10 minutes. Then he told a joke so bad I almost fainted.
My friend’s crush is a Bableen. She’s like a dream come true, but also a nightmare in disguise.
My cousin’s Bableen friend made me eat a whole pizza by myself. I still don’t know why.