BaBIZ Shower
A party to celebrate a new business like it's the birth of a money-making monster. People show up with gifts instead of baby clothes, and they yell advice until you're too dizzy to think straight.
My cousin had a BaBIZ Shower and got 10 laptops. Now he’s broke but has a ton of gear.
I brought a printer to my friend’s BaBIZ Shower. She said it was the most useless gift ever. I said she’s just bitter.
My boss threw me a BaBIZ Shower. It was the only time I got more than 100 emails in one day.