BaBIZ Shower
A fancy way of saying people are throwing stuff at you because you started a business. It’s like a baby shower but with more coffee and less crying.
My BaBIZ Shower was so loud, my neighbors called the cops. They thought I was having a murder party.
I showed up with a coffee machine. My friend said it was the most useful gift. I said she’s just tired of bad coffee.
My BaBIZ Shower had 20 people. Now my office smells like a pizza box and regret.