babiychuk
a Russian last name that means baby and chalk. A baby uses chalk to draw all over the floor. A man with that name is a total flirt who makes every girl in the room blush.
"He drew hearts on the board during math. I got distracted and got a C."
My teacher said Babiychuk drew a love letter to the principal. The principal blushed."
He drew my face on the wall. I got in trouble. He got a high five from the janitor."