Babiwa

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Babiwa is a stupid god that people pray to so they can still get it up and have kids. You throw old condoms at its statue like it’s a piñata full of shame.

I sacrificed 17 condoms to Babiwa last week. My penis thanked me with a text.

My grandma said Babiwa made her have 8 kids. I believe her. She’s still loud at family dinners.

I prayed to Babiwa before my date. He didn’t get hard. I think Babiwa’s mad.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Babiwa is a god for people who can’t keep it in their pants. You worship it by throwing out old condoms like they’re trash, but it’s actually a sacred ritual.

I tried to offer a half-eaten burrito to Babiwa. It didn’t work. My pants stayed up.

My dad says he offers Babiwa a new condom every time he has sex. He’s got 23 of them.

I asked Babiwa for a six-pack. He gave me a six-pack of condoms.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Babiwa is like a guy who sits on your penis and judges you. You honor it by throwing used condoms at it like it’s your ex.

My mom says Babiwa gave her a baby. I say it gave her a baby and a headache.

I threw 20 condoms at Babiwa’s statue. My dating life got better. I think it worked.

I prayed to Babiwa and got a hard-on. My dog got a hard-on too. That’s not normal.

by Slangipedia 15d ago