Babitnaya
Babitnaya are the people who clean your toilet, but only if you pay them in cash and hope they don’t come back with a smell that could kill a horse.
My babitnaya smelled like she lived in a dumpster and had a second job at a pet store.
My babitnaya left a sock in my toilet. I now have a new hobby: sock diving.
My babitnaya asked if I wanted extra cleaning. I said yes. Now I have extra smells.