Babitnaya
Babitnaya are like the janitors of the Chaldean world. They clean your toilet, but only if you promise not to tell anyone how bad they smell.
My babitnaya came in a smelly cloud. I asked if that was her perfume. She said, 'No, that's my breakfast.'
My babitnaya left a dead mouse in my toilet. I now have a new life goal: mouse hunter.
I hired a babitnaya. Now I have a new nickname: 'Toilet Bait'.
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