Babishan
A guy who looks like he just got a free coupon for being cute, but he’s also got a personality that’s loud enough to wake the dead. He’s a simp, but he’s got a girl who’s totally into it, and everyone else is just confused and mad.
'I’m gonna marry you, baby, and I’ll take you to the moon!', said to a girl who just texted him 'you’re cute' and a meme of a squirrel.'
'You’re my everything, my forever, my whole life!', said to a girl who just texted him 'ok' and a picture of her lunch.'
'You’re the only one who understands me!', said to a girl who just texted him 'you’re annoying' and a cat video.