Babinec
You’re babinec if you’re so perfect, you make other people feel like they’re on the toilet. Being babinec means you’re the only person who can mess up and still be a rockstar.
My little brother is a babinec. He eats my lunch and still gets straight A’s.
My friend is a babinec. She can text me and still get straight A’s.
My crush is a babinec. She can look good and still do my homework.