Babieth
A ridiculous nickname for your lover that makes them sound like a f***ing chipmunk who just swallowed a f***ing sock. Every word ends in 'th' and they scream like a f***ing parakeet.
'Babieth, I'm f***ing looveth you!'
'Why are you yelling? I'm f***ing tired!'
''I looveth you more than my f***ing dad.'