babesh
a babesh is the best friend you ever had. they scream at you like a lunatic, but they’re always there when you need them. they’ll beat up your ex for you, and they’ll never let you eat the last slice of pizza.
My babesh showed up at my ex’s house with a bat. She said, 'You’re not getting him back.'
When I failed my math test, my babesh said, 'I’ll fail with you. We’re both dumb.'
She even brought me soup when I cried myself to sleep.