babeloosh
A loud, dumb way to say babe that's supposed to be sweet but sounds like you're bragging and making your partner feel dumb
"Babeloosh! You're the reason I still have a pulse!", Taylor to his girlfriend after a long day of work
"Babeloosh! You're the only thing I look forward to besides my coffee!", Noah to his girlfriend after a boring meeting
"Babeloosh! You're better than my dog and his obsession with my shoes!", Ben to his girlfriend after a messy house