babeloo
A babeloo is a person who shows up at the worst possible moment, like when you're crying in a bathroom stall because your ex just texted you a selfie with a new guy. You think you're doomed, but then they say something so stupid it makes you laugh until you pee.
I saw my babeloo at a gas station. We both got stuck behind a guy who was trying to pay with a credit card that didn't work.
My babeloo showed up at my job when I was getting yelled at by my boss. They just said, 'You look like you need a sandwich.'
I found my babeloo in a TikTok comment section. They said, 'You’re not alone, buddy.' I cried.