Babelfishing
A Babelfish is a tiny fish you stick in your ear so you can speak every language, but it also makes you sound like a babbling idiot if you're not careful.
My teacher stuck a Babelfish in my ear and I started talking in French. It was confusing and weird.
My mom stuck a Babelfish in my brother's ear and now he speaks 10 languages but can't tie his shoes.
I stuck a Babelfish in my ear and said 'I love pizza' in 7 different languages. It was a disaster.