Babelfish
When someone on the internet acts like they’re smart just because they used a translator. They take a sentence and wait five minutes for the translation.
My friend put a sentence into the Babelfish and waited five minutes. He looked like a genius. He wasn’t.
I translated a tweet from English to Japanese and then back again. I looked like I knew everything.
My mom used the Babelfish to translate a message. It took her ten minutes. The message was 'Hi.'