Babelfish - This fish gets stuck in your ear and lets you talk nonsense

This fish gets stuck in your ear and lets you talk nonsense in 10 different languages. It’s from that dumb book everyone thinks is cool.

My teacher stuck a Babelfish in my ear and I spoke Spanish for a week. I didn’t even know what I was saying.

My dog got a Babelfish and started yapping in Russian. I don’t know why.

My cousin put a Babelfish in his ear and said, 'I am the greatest translator in the universe.' Then he translated 'I love pizza' into 12 languages.