babehound
a man who thinks he’s a detective, but all he does is chase women and pretend he’s solving a mystery
He told me he was following a woman for three blocks. I asked why. He said, 'She looked like a mystery I needed to solve.'
He came into class and asked the teacher if she was missing. She said no. He said, 'That’s not going to stop me.'
He texted me a photo of himself walking past a woman and said, 'I just solved a case.'