He met my mom at the grocery store and tried to hug her. She said, 'I don’t know you.' He said, 'That’s not going to stop me.'

He came into my group chat and said, 'I just met this woman and I think I’ve been in love my whole life.'

He asked my sister out on a date and then asked her if she wanted to go to the park. She said yes. He said, 'That’s the best part of being a babehound.'