Babeh Daddeh
a man who thinks he's the main character of the relationship, even if he's just there to complain about the Wi-Fi.
"You're not my daddeh, you're the guy who still uses dial-up.", from a kid who's been stuck in the 90s since 2008
"He's not my daddeh, he's the guy who yells at the TV louder than me.", from a girl who's been yelled at since birth
"I'm not your daddeh, I'm just the guy who knows how to reboot the router.", said by a man who's been rebooting the world since 2002