Babeglected
When your boyfriend lives with your brother and your brother acts like he’s the main event while you’re stuck on a video call like a sad ghost
I texted him, 'Hey, how’s your brother?' He replied, 'He’s fine. He’s still stealing my fries.'
He said he’d come visit me, but then my brother texted him, 'Don’t bother. I’m eating your soul.'
He said, 'I miss you,' but my brother said, 'I’m eating your soul, and I’m still eating your soul.'