Babefuge
A weird, smelly, or stupid thing used to make a babe run away.
I used a stinky sock to babefuge my little brother. He ran out of the room. The sock was still stinky.
She used a fart as a babefuge. I laughed so hard I fell over.
He used a glitter bomb. I looked like a sparkle disaster. It was a good babefuge.